Mario is After You, Lin-Manuel Miranda

The scenario is simple: Mario is after you, and you are Lin-Manuel Miranda.

A very silly parody RPG based on a Yahoo Answers question as featured on the podcast MBMBaM, designed for two or more players in direct combat (depending on the level of chaos you aspire to). No GM is used; PDF contains all rules and information, including how to gain the powers of a bee or summon the McElroy Brothers. Uses a d6 and a d20 (or virtual equivalent).